No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

The really great people are the ones who know how to make the little people feel great.

I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.

Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.