Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?

My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

The fact that many things have no explanation ought to prevent them from happening; but it doesn't.

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

It can take a surprisingly long time to get from one part of my mind to another.

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.

Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.