With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.

By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving

What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.

I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused.