If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

Love is a strange commodity, because you can't import it if you don't also export it.

You can't stop progress, but you can help decide what is progress and what isn't.

Some people can find all the peace of mind they need in a good, satisfying conflict.

The fact that many things have no explanation ought to prevent them from happening; but it doesn't.