The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.
It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.
We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.
One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.
Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way.