Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.

The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!

There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by the absence of you.

By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.

I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.