If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.

I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.

I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.

Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.

By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.

Some people can find all the peace of mind they need in a good, satisfying conflict.

What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?