If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.

There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.

Even with a round table, some people always seem able to sit at the head of it.

If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.

Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way.

Some people can find all the peace of mind they need in a good, satisfying conflict.

Where would I be without my sense of direction.