By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.

I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.

My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I cant do anything about.

Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane?

My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.

Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.