By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

How can I fail when I have no purpose?

I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.

What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?

I have seen the future! Go back!

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.