Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.

Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Don't wait for a disaster to get to know your neighbors.

Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning.