Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.

There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.

All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

Aren't I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

What could possibly be more fantastic than reality?

How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?