It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.

Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead

My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.

By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving

There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.

Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.

Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.