The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.
It's hard enough to be alive and human, without the additional burden of being me.
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.
The majority is never right, unless it includes me.
My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.