All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my school
It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.
There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.
There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.
My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I cant do anything about.