Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.

For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.

Why is there still so much pain and suffering being produced when there's so little demand for it?

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

If I didn't have most of my friends, I wouldn't have most of my problems.

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.