Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.

They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.

I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.

One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.

Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem.

Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.