Should I abide by the rules until they're changed, or help speed the change by breaking them?

There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.

Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.