Should I abide by the rules until they're changed, or help speed the change by breaking them?

I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.

Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.

Where would I be without my sense of direction.

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.

Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.