There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.

The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.

Aren't I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

Unfortunately, it's possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.