What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.
The majority is never right, unless it includes me.
If you dont do it, youll never know what would have happened if you had done it
I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.
One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.
Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.