Even when I'm happy and successful, life still goes on.

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.

Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.

Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.