Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.

The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.

If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.

Why aren't you more grateful when I prove how wrong you've been?

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.

The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.

Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.