My life has been greatly influenced by many books which I have never read.

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.

Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.

Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly.

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.

I didn't mind being a public executioner, once I got the hang of it.

My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.