For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.

Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way.

What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.

Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.

As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.