My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.

Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk.

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.

I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.

I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.

It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.

Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.