Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.
Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.
One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.
They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.