Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.
Don't wait for a disaster to get to know your neighbors.
I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
Nothing really matters except a few things that really don't matter very much.
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.