I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who will work hard enough to bring them about.

Vote wisely, even if that means not voting at all.

They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.