I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

My research consists of studying the effects of putting somebody like me into a world like this.

Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.

Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.