My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.
Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems.
My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.
It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.
If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.