I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general.

Why is the place where I want to be so often so far from where I am?

One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.

You can never discard too many bad ideas.

My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.