If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.

All people are different. That's why everybody should be treated the same.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.

One thing you can rely on is that there will always be uncertainty.

If I didn't have most of my friends, I wouldn't have most of my problems.

I always like to know what I'm doing, but there are times when nobody will tell me.