If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.
My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.
I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.
If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.