Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.

I didn't mind being a public executioner, once I got the hang of it.

I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.

I'm just moving clouds today, tomorrow I'll try mountains.