Nothing we do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.
I've learned so much from my failures that I'm thinking of having some more.
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.
I never miss reality when I'm not in it, but it's sometimes nice to come back to.