Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.
I could live a better life if I had a better mind and a better body
If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.
I didn't mind being a public executioner, once I got the hang of it.
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.