Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

It's hard enough to be alive and human, without the additional burden of being me.

Where would I be without my sense of direction.

Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily.

I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.

As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.