Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?

Not everything I dislike should be destroyed, some of it should simply be moved farther away.

What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.

It's hard enough to be alive and human, without the additional burden of being me.

There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by the absence of you.

What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

At any moment, I could start being a better person...but which moment should I choose?