You gotta believe you can accomplish anything, and those who believe that they can accomplish anything, most likely will.

Alchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!

If you cross a pickle with a female deer...You get a dill-doe!

If you want to make something happen in your life or career, well then you make and find the time. Simple as that.

Suicide isn't cowardly. I'll tell you what's cowardly; treating people so badly that they want to end their lives.

everyone is naked... under their clothes.

I never look at failing as an option anyhow. I believe thinking you could fail is already shooting yourself in the foot and setting yourself up for failure.