Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

everyone is naked... under their clothes.

A cup at Starbucks isn't really that expensive when you consider what Victoria's Secret charges per cup.

Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic ways

Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having.

What is up with this Ashley Purdy day tomorrow,I see? Do I need to dress up as myself?!

I put my phone on airplane mode and it didn't fly Worst. Transformer. Ever.