Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that.

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

My collections are a reflection of my personal style and interests. All the textiles, fabrics and patterns are of my personal choice.

I put my phone on airplane mode and it didn't fly Worst. Transformer. Ever.

If you cross a pickle with a female deer...You get a dill-doe!

Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic ways

Alchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!