It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy.

I would say probably my most alpha quality is my competitive nature. I'm very competitive, and it tends to bring out very much the man in me.

In e-commerce, your prices have to be better because the consumer has to take a leap of faith in your product.

Looks fade. Don't get too attached.

Always roll up the sleeves on your shirt. It gives the impression that you're working, even if you're not.

When I was 13, I had my first job with my dad carrying shingles up to the roof. And then I got a job washing dishes at a restaurant. And then I got a job in a grocery store deli. And then I got a job in a factory sweeping Cheerio dust off the ground.

It's really easy, once somebody passes away, for the tales about them to become taller, the good ones and the bad ones.