It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy.

Wear a belt! It's an easy way to pull together your outfit. Just be sure to match it to your shoes.

When I was 13, I had my first job with my dad carrying shingles up to the roof. And then I got a job washing dishes at a restaurant. And then I got a job in a grocery store deli. And then I got a job in a factory sweeping Cheerio dust off the ground.

I gave up smoking, I never gave up the drinking. But it's hard to smoke and swim at the same time. You'd get to the edge of the pool and all you'd be wanting is a cigarette when all you actually really want is oxygen. So I traded the smoke for the oxygen.

I didn't even know guys modeled before that. I thought Fabio was the only male model, and I really didn't fit that bill.

I like being what the girls call MOD-"my other Dad." What I've learned in the past year is that every kid is different. But as long as you love them and never forget that love, then you have the key. I think it's all about just being there and loving them because kids feel that every single day.

I definitely believe that if you stop working at relationships, they go away.