It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy.

If Google decided at any point to publish my search history, or your search history, or anyone's search history, there's a litany of things they could idea police you about, and if it was published, you would be publicly shamed. Everyone would be publicly shamed. But we trust Google, and we trust the people that run that company.

I try to make good decisions as decisions come up.

I'm continually trying to make choices that put me against my own comfort zone. As long as you're uncomfortable, it means you're growing.

There are a lot of perks that come with fame, and with every positive there's a negative, and then it all kind of balances out.

If Facebook gets your entire social graph, you don't necessarily want to share everything with your entire social graph. You might wanna parse that social graph. So there's a company called PASS that is a private social network that I personally use for my friends and my family.

Don't settle for what life gives you; make life better and build something.