A lot of independent films offer a harsh reality check.

I'm pretty good at weaseling my way into a job, even if I have no business being there.

I'm going to create my own opportunities. If I can't find the roles I want, I'll just make them.

I'm not super comfortable in my skin. I have to make it work for me, and that usually amounts to making it uncomfortable for everyone else.

When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do standup, it's silent.

It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.

Well, I was obsessed with Judy Garland growing up. Like, obsessed.