I always tried to learn Greek, but all I got out of it was, "poulaki mou." ["My little chicken."]
Augusten BurroughsI don't read memoirs. But if you write a memoir, I would think you'd want people to know, "O.K., look, I've taken some liberties here." It's just a matter of being open with your readers.
Augusten BurroughsI feel like they are two different things, and when I write books, they're just books. If they can be movies that's okay. But I would write a novel that couldn't be a film.
Augusten BurroughsI wouldn't want to waste any of my brain cells on forgiving if it's holding me back.
Augusten Burroughs