I'm always prepared for the worst.

I never could have written the screenplay because I would have been forced to learn new software and I can't learn one more thing.

I knew that he was as reliable as a mathematical formula.

Childhood is what ended me up in the hospital and teetering on the edge of deathly alcoholism. It was really good for me to accept it. To accept all the embarrassment and the shame so I don't feel like I used to.

When I ate vanilla frosting straight from the can, I could feel God standing right nest to me like a real best friend, watching, and smiling, and wishing he had a mouth.

Before I'm a writer, I'm definitely a reader and when I read memoir, I really want it to be true.

My brother was born without taste or the desire to be professionally lit.