I never get sick of writing my own stories because there's a certain comfort in knowing you will never run out of material. It's relaxing, actually, to write.
Augusten BurroughsMy mother is from Cairo, Georgia. This makes everything she says sound like it went through a curling iron.
Augusten BurroughsYou need to grab your dream out of the sky like it's a kite and pinch the string through your fingers until you reach the spool.
Augusten BurroughsOur lives are one endless stretch of misery punctuated by processed fast foods and the occasional crisis or amusing curiosity.
Augusten Burroughs