Because here is the truth: If you want to have a chance at meeting somebody with whom you are genuinely compatible, never put your best foot forward.

Do not wait for the healing to arrive. It will never come. The holes will never leave or be filled with anything at all. But holes are interesting things.

My window fogs and this makes me feel like there is no world outside of the car.

It turned out I had always been a smoker. I just hadn't had any cigarettes.

We were young. We were bored. And the old electroshock therapy machine was just under the stairs in a box next to the Hoover.

I like, though, that people have a hunger to connect with other people. They're desperate to know that you're not lying to them or misleading them.

Never work with children, puppies or bulimics.