This is what happens when you go against the grain of truth. You get splinters later on.
Augusten BurroughsThe most valuable moments and experiences that life has to offer are found only along its most treacherous paths.
Augusten BurroughsI don't really think of my blog as a real blog. It's a lame blog. It's more like my when-the-mood-strikes update, or smoke signal.
Augusten BurroughsMy mother is from Cairo, Georgia. This makes everything she says sound like it went through a curling iron.
Augusten Burroughs