and she's a nurse. do you know how hard nursing school is? it's like medical school. so she's obviously smart.

Sometimes when you work in advertising you'll get a product that's really garbage and you have to make it seem fantastic, something that is essential to the continued quality of life.

Real optimism is not the pep talk you give yourself. It is earned through the labor involved in emotional housekeeping.

Truthfulness itself is almost medication, even when it’s served without advice or insight.

I know exactly how that is. To love somebody who doesn't deserve it.

I just look at her and she creeps me out. She looks like she would eat a baby. Not that she's fat. She just looks hungry in some dangerous way that can't be explained. She's always so nice and friendly. Exactly the disposition of a baby killer.

I hate news and information and anything that threatens to puncture the bubble of oblivion in which I live.