A youth's knowledge is like a cheap shotgun-likely to do as much damage to the owner as to the game.

Sorrow, like rain makes roses and mud.

There is more in the education of children than the everlasting iteration of the word "don't!"

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.

Atheism is a disease of the mind caused by eating underdone philosophy

Every April God rewrites the book of Genesis.

Some liars are so expert they deceive themselves.