Every April God rewrites the book of Genesis.
Civilization sails prettily like a child's rubber balloon until it hits a sharp object; then it is likely to collapse like the balloon.
Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
Sorrow, like rain makes roses and mud.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
The hardest fact in the world to accept is the inevitable mixture of evil with good in all things.