Charity that is always beginning at home stays there.

The three most important events of human life are equally devoid of reason: birth, marriage and death.

The modern king has become a vermiform appendix: useless when quiet; when obtrusive, in danger of removal.

The fact that you have been knocked down is interesting, but the length of time you remained down is important.

After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that he has feelings.

It is a mean thief or a successful author that plunders the dead.

Every April God rewrites the book of Genesis.