Charity that is always beginning at home stays there.
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep, it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.
After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that he has feelings.
When we pray for death we really desire a fuller life.
Those who cook up stories will get into hot water.
Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.