Some men are like a clock on the roof; they are useful only to the neighbors.

Atheism is a disease of the mind caused by eating underdone philosophy

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.

Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.

Exclusiveness is a characteristic of recent riches, high society, and the skunk.

Before you beat a child, be sure yourself are not the cause of the offense.

There is more in the education of children than the everlasting iteration of the word "don't!"