It is as easy to give advice to yourself as to others, and as useless.
Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
Some folks never handle the truth without scratching it.
God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.
The modern king has become a vermiform appendix: useless when quiet; when obtrusive, in danger of removal.
Charity is the only lubricant that keeps the axle of the world creaking.