Every April God rewrites the book of Genesis.
If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
It is as easy to give advice to yourself as to others, and as useless.
A charitable man is like an apple tree-he gives his fruit and is silent; the philanthropist is like the successful hen.
Knowledge is flour, but wisdom is bread.
The modern king has become a vermiform appendix: useless when quiet; when obtrusive, in danger of removal.