Charity is the only lubricant that keeps the axle of the world creaking.
All things come to him who waits - even justice.
A charitable man is like an apple tree-he gives his fruit and is silent; the philanthropist is like the successful hen.
Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
When you are dealing with a child, keep all your wits about you, and sit on the floor.
Autumn is a hint from God to Old Age.