Travel is impossible, but daydreaming about travel is easy.

Perfect. Why was this so hard to find?”The other type of perfect is the type you never could have expected and then could never replicate.

Regret is just perfectionism plus time.

'The Office' is less a comedy than so many other "comedies" that have been on the air. It's really about the balance between what is real and what is comic.

I do not have very much office experience.

I think it's better to not know certain things. It gives the world an extra bit of mystery, which is important to us as human beings.

Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.