There's not many good comedies to watch - you know, comedies that make you glad you watched them.

I wanted to be a writer first, and I struck out in the world to be a writer first, and then found stand-up as a more creative outlet, as a 3D way to be creative.

There's not many good comedies to watch - you know, comedies that make you glad you watched them.

Nobody remembers how long anything takes; they only remember how good it was in the end.

I do not have very much office experience.

There's always going to be one more thing. Because that's what infinite feels like. And the difference between love and everything else is that it's infinite, it's built out of something infinite, or it feels like it is, anyway, which is the same thing to us. You think a million billion more things will come your way, a million billion more versions of everything. But no, everything that actually causes that infinite feeling, the circumstances of every infinite feeling, is so, so finite.

If people are well paid for reality television and cotton candy and dunking a basketball, why can't they be well paid for changing young minds?