There's always going to be one more thing. Because that's what infinite feels like. And the difference between love and everything else is that it's infinite, it's built out of something infinite, or it feels like it is, anyway, which is the same thing to us. You think a million billion more things will come your way, a million billion more versions of everything. But no, everything that actually causes that infinite feeling, the circumstances of every infinite feeling, is so, so finite.

Nobody remembers how long anything takes; they only remember how good it was in the end.

I wanted to be a writer first, and I struck out in the world to be a writer first, and then found stand-up as a more creative outlet, as a 3D way to be creative.

I'm a believer in trusting the director.

I do not have very much office experience.

Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.

The most exciting thing I aspire to do is to write something new that I know is going to work, or perform something that I know is going to make people laugh.