You know when there's a star, like in show business, the star has her name in lights on the marquee! Right? And the star gets themoney because the people come to see the star, right? Well, I'm the star, and all of you are in the chorus.

I played many sports, but when that golf bug hit me, it was permanent.

That little white ball won't move until you hit it, and there's nothing you can do after it has gone.

You know when there's a star, like in show business, the star has her name in lights on the marquee! Right? And the star gets themoney because the people come to see the star, right? Well, I'm the star, and all of you are in the chorus.

I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.

There are no shortcuts to good golf. The better players realize this.

The biggest weakness with my game is that I have fun with the galleries. I just love a gallery.