I won't be happy until we have every boy in America between the ages of six and sixteen wearing a glove and swinging a bat.

If you want to hit home runs, you've go to swing a lot.

Don't ever forget two things I'm going to tell you. One, don't believe everything that's written about you. Two, don't pick up too many checks.

I said I'm going to hit the next one right over the flagpole. God must have been with me.

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.

I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun.

I had only one superstition. I made sure to touch all the bases when I hit a home run.